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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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Imagine Theta discovering that he can lie and giggling and saying things like “Im green” to North for an hour until he’s told “we cant let the Director know you should probably stop for now.”

mercfelix:

why don’t you stay shotgun ‘til the day i die? | a red vs blue au fanmix for me and novie’s au we lovingly named trash au

next in line - walk the moon / come on eileen - dexys midnight runners / white winter hymnal - fleet foxes / heart of mine - the young veins / our song - the xx / jigsaw falling into place - radiohead / the jackson pit ( passion pit vs jackson 5 ) - xaphoon jones / taro - alt-j / young volcanoes - fall out boy / i wanna be yours (acoustic) - arctic monkeys / daughters of the soho riots - the nationals / polish girl - neon indian / girls/girls/boys - panic! at the disco / like or like like - miniature tigers / broad ripple is burning - margot and the nuclear so and so’s / boston - vampire weekend / scenic world - beirut / feels like we only go backwards - tame impala / this orient (starkey remix) - foals / holocene - bon iver / rawnald gregory erickson the second - starfucker / oh, la - ra ra riot / you hid - toro y moi / do you want to die together? - stars / luna - bombay bicycle club / bruises - chairlift / flightless bird, american mouth - iron & wine / young blood - the naked and famous / fineshrine - purity ring / oh sister - neutral milk hotel

mercfelix:

why don’t you stay shotgun ‘til the day i die? | a red vs blue au fanmix for me and novie’s au we lovingly named trash au

next in line - walk the moon / come on eileen - dexys midnight runners / white winter hymnal - fleet foxes / heart of mine - the young veins / our song - the xx / jigsaw falling into place - radiohead / the jackson pit ( passion pit vs jackson 5 ) - xaphoon jones / taro - alt-j / young volcanoes - fall out boy / i wanna be yours (acoustic) - arctic monkeys / daughters of the soho riots - the nationals / polish girl - neon indian / girls/girls/boys - panic! at the disco / like or like like - miniature tigers / broad ripple is burning - margot and the nuclear so and so’s / boston - vampire weekend / scenic world - beirut / feels like we only go backwards - tame impala / this orient (starkey remix) - foals / holocene - bon iver / rawnald gregory erickson the second - starfucker / oh, la - ra ra riot / you hid - toro y moi / do you want to die together? - stars / luna - bombay bicycle club / bruises - chairlift / flightless bird, american mouth - iron & wine / young blood - the naked and famous / fineshrine - purity ring / oh sister - neutral milk hotel