• Felix: *stabs someone*
  • Felix: It's KNIFE to meet you.
  • Locus: Felix, please.
  • Felix: What? I'm taking a STAB at puns.
  • Locus: Feli-
  • Felix: I need to CUT you off.
  • Felix: *stabs someone*
  • Felix: Now that's what I call a SLICE of life.

"Can we keep him? Pleeeaaasssseeee! I promise to walk him and feed him and, oh, oh! We can name him Pumpkin! ‘Cause he looks like a pumpkin!!"
"Theta, we are not keeping him.”
——————-
I finally decided to release my human!Theta design to the world. Don’t hurt me for giving him that eye birthmark. He had it coming to him.
(Whispers it’s also transparent)

"Can we keep him? Pleeeaaasssseeee! I promise to walk him and feed him and, oh, oh! We can name him Pumpkin! ‘Cause he looks like a pumpkin!!"

"Theta, we are not keeping him.”

——————-

I finally decided to release my human!Theta design to the world. Don’t hurt me for giving him that eye birthmark. He had it coming to him.

(Whispers it’s also transparent)

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

(via alexpiperss)